Sunday, February 25, 2007

Snubsville

I watched the Oscars tonight and I can't believe how Wild Hogs got snubbed. I know some of you are going to try and use that b.s. argument that it didn't actually come out yet, so it can't be nominated. But, c'mon it's Wild Hogs! It's MARLIAM ALVOLTA. There should be some sort of Oscar clause, that when a film of this caliber is made, it should be able to be nominated, no matter what.

Other Oscar notes

It was way too slow. There is no way that people there weren't falling asleep.
Ellen's banter in the audience was terrible. She made a myspace joke. You would get heckled for using a lame punchline like that at the Village Ma.
What is the hell is the Village Ma?
I'm sorry that I'm over the age of 6 so that group who makes the shapes behind the wall doesn't impress me.
Hellen Mirren has officially replaced Blanche(Golden Girls) as the old chick I want to bang. She is hot, how old is she 70? She has a better figure then most of the girls my age.
Jennifer Hudson is fat.
Awesome that Alan Arkin won.
Even better that Al Gore won. It's too bad that everyone didn't get to see that he isn't actually a robot, until after the 2000 election.
I would have given the best picture to Babel. Much stronger of a film then The Departed. Which I didn't even like. Unless Marty was trying to be funny, the final scene where there is actually a rat walking on the balcony was atrocious.


Official Countdown till Wild Hogs comes out: 5 days

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